I take full responsibility for Obscure's disappearacne.

Nameless has confessed!! He killed the poster formerly known as Obscure.

Speaking of people who have been absent lately, I think I just found out what Bender's been up to...

Everyone is dead. Or more likely they have lives.

That means we're almost free, finally!

Anybody watched Coherence? It's like that Jules movie Triangle but not a piece of shit. Also it has Xander in it.

...Xander has a twin brother?

I guess if I had finished Buffy I would know that

What's Triangle and why is it a piece of shit?

I just really hate the obvious mindfuck timeloop movies sometimes. That one was one of them. Coherence though, that was good.

Oh jeeze... there's an obvious mindfuck timeloop movie called "Coherence"? Shane Carruth wished that he'd think of that

Now that you say it, it never really occurred to me just how many wonky time loop movies there are. I saw "The Time Machine" in theaters

Does Coherence get points in being, y'know, coherent?

It does! And it's really spooky actually in spots, and it's that super naturalistic improv characters overlapping dialogue thing, but also not the shitty version of that which is more common.

If you got halfway through you would know that. Show some commitment. I finished Wagon Train.

I never went to college

Then I tried living college vicariously through my... perpetually troubling factor in life we know as Buff (girl of my dreams... got her into Buffy... etc.). She's probably finished the entire damn thing by now, the brat

I never finished, and it's been eight years

I'm super bummed that my vacation has to end. I don't want to work. I just want to walk around, looking for a good coffee shop to charge my phone.

That being said, fuck Newark International and Fuck Virgin Airlines.

This interests me greatly: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/raw_2017

That one screams "Jules"

That movie sounds like ROuge's life.

Wow, right down to the name.

So, did ROuge eat Obscure?

SOMEONE IN THE CROWD!

Hmmm, can I just listen to it or youtube it? Or is it a thing which needs, like, context and stuff. Similar question to San Junipero, I feel like you understand my lack of willingness to commit to anything... any other good episodes of Black Mirror?

KEDI is the new DRIVE imo (you can come out of my storage locker now obscure)

MATTHEW VAUGHN IS DIRECTING MAN OF STEEL 2

obscure?

San Junipero is like fifty minutes of your life that will make your life better forever. Jeez.

My life has more or less stuck in a loop of


It's a strange one for me, me being a creature composed of resonance. It changed my life, that's for certain, but such change is no comfortable thing

Was it you who saw Moonlight, Evil? That has to be one of the best movie posters ever


Hollywood is pretty obvious about their politics and paradigm shifts but I appreciate what is happening

Brilliant tagline too, very "this is the movie of a year"

We did see Moonlight. It was pretty fucking good, really raw and beautiful. Kind of like Rectify with less talking and more showy cinematography.

Mmmm showy cinematography... y'know, that's something I took points off for in Rectify, I wouldn't call the visuals uninteresting but... I dunno, it was too contemporary and real without having a sense of irony or levity to it. I had that problem with Girls where it's like being in a place which is substantially less interesting than my own deal. It's like when I'm at a party and some drunk person tries to tell me about their blues and I'm like, buddy, walk a mile in these shoes, or, at least tell your story in an (visually) interesting fashion, don't, just, like, point a camera at my living room and complain about how freggin real everything is. I need an escape, dammit, and I'm not shy to the hard stuff just, y'know, teleport me elsewhere

I've been listening to a lot of Wu-Tang recently

I jump to an absurd amount of conclusions when it comes to Rectify, and I will... rectify eventually, I swear. Just, maybe in, like... five years?

When I first saw it I didn't even realize it was three different people.

There is a ball sitting on a tee here but I will not hit it

That is damn good though, I sincerely thought it was three different pics of one dude

Life has been pretty bleak now that pirating stuff is, like, totally illegal in Canada now. Thanks, PM JR

Yeah, I should have specified the poster, goddammit.

I just got out of jury duty, and yes we did send Obscure to jail

You sent him to fashion jail? Did you make him pay for his crimes against fashion because of his fedora choices?

I personally sent him to hair jail for crimes against hair, also for lying to us about how tall he was.

How can a man in cuffed jeans dare to sit in judgement of anyone?!

When my bike has no chain guard I don't even cuff my jeans, I just shove that shit in my sock and when I park I just pull my jeans out out and resume looking like a normal person, besides, I find the cuff might be even more prone to ripping. There is no reason to cuff jeans if you measure yourself. Artificial inseam buffing is a practice which must end!

I haven't bought a pair of jeans in maybe two years! Those sexy tight red pants get mileage

Perfectly measured so the bottom of the pants fit neatly into the mouths of my leopard print vans

one of them has a beard + do rag

I bet Neclord and the other MFAers are planning to bring do rags back any day now.

This month's inspiration album: Steven Van Zandt.

Life is super good without the internet, jeeze, no politics, no politics, and no raggidy assed mafucking politics

I mostly just walk around listening to Wu-Tang. Ghostface was in town the other day, Fishscales was just a fucking amazing album back in 06

Oh shit, this is a potent wiki page. Soon as I thought I was out...