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Does anyone here know what "confident without being a dick" means?

Gary Cooper

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Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:05 am
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The strong, silent type.

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Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:29 am
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Soooo... not Steve Buscemi?


Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:51 am
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I can do not Steve Buscemi... unfortunately


Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:52 am
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The strong, silent type.
That was an American. He wasn't in touch with his feelings, he just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings, that they wouldn't be able to shut him up, and then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul!

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Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:19 am
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I started my new OKC profile with one purpose in mind: See if me, a pasty mid 20s dude, can inspire the first message from one of the numerous female suitors who turned themselves into anime.

Well, I changed my profile pic to Griffith from the anime Berserk and said "msg if you wanna watch Bible Black w/me". Score! Not only did I get a message but it was from a Sailor Moon cosplayer!..

...Her: "Hey :)"

"What are you doing right now?"

Me: "I'm on the internet and I'm doing things"...

...Aaaaaaand that caps off my OKC internet dating adventure. According to my question graph I am spiritual, extremely unwholesome, sex-driven, less adventurous, more drug-friendly, more confident, yadda yadda yadda. Overall, I gotta hear, see, and most importantly, smell you (yes, let us try to engage each other's pheromones over the internet). Otherwise, it's just a buncha binary and thot


Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:25 am
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A girl I used to work with is apparently telling people I'm her ex-boyfriend. We've never fucking dated. I've never had any interest in her whatsoever. I don't know what to do with this.


Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:34 am
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A girl I used to work with is apparently telling people I'm her ex-boyfriend. We've never fucking dated. I've never had any interest in her whatsoever. I don't know what to do with this.
Ask her for her phone number


Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:53 am
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Rekindle the romance


Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:19 am
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ledfloyd wrote:
A girl I used to work with is apparently telling people I'm her ex-boyfriend. We've never fucking dated. I've never had any interest in her whatsoever. I don't know what to do with this.

A girl in junior high said that about me. A couple years she came out as a lesbian and a couple years later, senior year of high school, she was pregnant by someone and, in retrospect, seemed to be perpetually high. I'm not sure what was going on with her but there was a lot of it.


Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:26 pm
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It's like saying I would and I wouldn't date you at the same time


Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:32 pm
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Because of reddit, I just googled "Do ladies like to be squished?" Apparently, yes, some ladies like to be squished.


Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:17 pm
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Thanks for sharing.


Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:52 pm
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I've given up on relationships, healthy or unhealthy, sane or insane. So......


Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:52 am
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I've given up on relationships, healthy or unhealthy, sane or insane. So......
......time to hit up craigslist for some NSA PnP


Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:53 am
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I don't know what that is, but I was on CL today to check to see if they are really paying Trump protestors. Instead I found an ad for an opportunity for extra work during Thanksgiving and the event was to take place AT a Trump owned place. :shifty:


Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:56 am
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And by giving up on relationships, I mean I don't want to see or interact with people, so ...


Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:57 am
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I sent a girl a message on Okcupid and I didn't hate myself when she didn't respond. Progress.


Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:13 am
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And by giving up on relationships, I mean I don't want to see or interact with people, so ...

You get used to it after a couple years


Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:10 am
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Obscure, no, I haven't gotten used to it. I'm an agoraphobic. I don't want to see people or go out. I just want to watch Netflix and not go to work or go outside and have my groceries delivered to me. I don't want to see or hear people or have relationships.


Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:42 am
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What if you could have your relationships delivered to you? :p


Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:48 am
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No, I have given up on people. I think they're selfish and they'll only hurt me, so in accordance with my first recent statement, I am just done with relationships. And that may or may not have anything to do w/my agoraphobia.


Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:54 am
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allinator wrote:
Obscure, no, I haven't gotten used to it. I'm an agoraphobic. I don't want to see people or go out. I just want to watch Netflix and not go to work or go outside and have my groceries delivered to me. I don't want to see or hear people or have relationships.
Ah, a "Hikikomori". Is "Welcome to the NHK" still on Netflix? I feel ya, and I recommend watching that.


Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:11 am
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Great. The problem is I do go out in society, but it would be great to withdraw and not have to deal with the BS. Thanks for the wiki link and the info on the series.


Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:32 am
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allinator wrote:
Great. The problem is I do go out in society, but it would be great to withdraw and not have to deal with the BS. Thanks for the wiki link and the info on the series.

I stopped dealing with society once I learned that I'm kind of a failure at it.


Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:35 am
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Relationship advice

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Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:00 am
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Is that Johnny Depp.


Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:04 am
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Obscure wrote:
Is that Johnny Depp.
J Depp


Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:30 am
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I have to be bi at this point because 90's Johnny Depp is unbelievably hot.


Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:32 pm
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Come here, Ally, I'll make you feel better.

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Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:37 pm
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Genie has a proven track record of making people fell better. He can be vouched for.


Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:22 pm
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Upon further thought, I think I might be gay. How much will Moonlight change my life?

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Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:47 am
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Has anyone ever sent anyone a pm on any of the various dating subreddits? A friend of a friend recently did just that.

That person is me.


Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:48 am
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My eventual wife sent me one on Rotten Tomatoes. That prolly doesn't count.


Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:05 am
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m last sex was horrible, i was drunk and almost didn't remember anything


Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:52 pm
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too bad about the almost


Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:14 am
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The Nameless One wrote:
Relationship advice

lol it can be that easy sometimes.


I have a date this week with a guy who has an oral fixation. Considering the oral disappointments I've encountered previously, as long as he's not a creep... dis gon be good.


Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:31 am
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I expect a full oral report.


Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:22 am
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Ace wrote:
I expect a full oral report.

report is he was awesome but I didn't even come close to s his d

but I sooooo would


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